

– Good morning, boss, unfortunately, I’m not coming to work today. Man: “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.” Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.” Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.” Reporter: “No, no! I mean male or female?”

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry. A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

The guy in the middle says, “Wow that’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing.” In the middle of the night, the guy on the right side of the bed wakes up and says, “Wow, I had this mad dream I was getting a hand job.” The guy on the left side of the bed has also woken up and says that he’s had the same dream, too. When they get to the ski lodge there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. Here come the longer funny jokes! Be careful, with them:
